“Officer…I Wasn’t Driving Drunk….I Only Drank at Stop Signs!”

This guy must’ve thought he found THE greatest loophole ever.

There’s a 69-year-old guy named Earle Stevens from Vero Beach, Florida.  And he got pulled over two weeks ago for drunk driving . . . after his car kept lightly tapping the woman’s car in front of him at a McDonald’s drive thru.

But when the cops caught up with him and pulled him over, he said he wasn’t drunk DRIVING . . . because he was only taking swigs out of his bottle of Jim Beam at stop signs.


Unfortunately for him, that’s not how it actually works, and he was arrested for a DUI.

(The Smoking Gun



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