2019’s First Stupid Jean Idea

I was getting antsy that the STUPID JEANS TREND would die in 2019.  Like, in the past few years, we had everything from upside-down jeans to breakaway jeans that convert to jorts.  But two weeks into the New Year, we had nothing.

So thankfully, that drought is over.  A designer named Ksenia (keh-SEN-yuh) Schnaider just released ASYMMETRICAL JEANS.

What are those?  One leg is flared like a bell bottom . . . and one leg is tight and tapered like a skinny jean.

There’s no word on when these are going to go into production.

(Dazed)