How Middle Aged Are You? Take the Quiz Here!
January 31, 2024 8:03AM EST
Give yourself a point each time you answer yes
1. You can’t sleep past 9:00 a.m.
2. You can’t start a movie past 9:00 p.m.
3. You call your children for tech support.
4. You used to fix typos with Wite-Out.
5. You’ve called a 30-year-old a “kid”.
6. You swap ailment stories with your friends.
7. You write appointments on a paper calendar.
8. You’re not quite sure how you got that bruise.
9. You gain weight just by being near food.
10. You go into the bank to make a deposit.
11. You’ve taken a keen interest in bunions and corns.
12. You’ve dialed a rotary phone.
13. You still have a landline.
14. You can’t find your glasses . . . that are sitting on top of your head.